SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY
I SHIT YOU NOT
THE LADY SAID
“TALL VANILLA FRAPPUCINO FOR THE DARK LORD”
someone put this on a t-shirt
A UFO has been sighted at the dragstrip! Bruce Larson on the launch.